The splendid, many-layered satire-fest that is The Onion has denote this soul infographic, explaining the differences 'tween the figure future original operating systems for Apple and Microsoft.
Apple has already made clear that the new OS X Snow Leopard is a streamlining release — no big new features, just a tightening up of what is already there. It could be argued that Windows 7 will do the same for Vista.
Head over and see the full graphic at the Onion. Our favourite part? The section on touch screen capabilities.